whiskyblender:

Whisky Blenderwww.whiskyblender.com
In one hand you have two Scottish friends with a passion for whisky and in the other you have, well, the internet. Now put those hands together and suddenly it’s possible for anyone to design and drink their very own custom bottle of Scotch. We can hardly believe it either but it’s true and this site proves it.
We love whisky. You’re either here because you’re also fond of the stuff or you know someone who is and feel like treating them to the greatest gift in the world (perhaps they did something great like save a baby or grow an impressive beard).
To explain how it all works is simple, our virtual blending lab offers seven different whisky options to choose from - each with a cute name and appetising description to help - and you mix however you wish in order to design a new, unique blend the like of which the world has never tasted.
Then the hard part, as once your bottle is full you have to name it and declare yourself as the blender. This may sound easy but we’ve had some crackin’ names come through already and now sort of see it as a bit of a competition. We’re even keeping a top ten which can be found in our bottle safe (where every blend is lovingly stored for ever and ever). If you need help coming up with that perfect title we’ve created a ‘Label Generator’ at the foot of our gifts section.
That’s about all there is to it really, but if you need any more help get in touch (we’re guid lads really) or check out a few FAQs we’ve answered already. If you do get a bottle - or have one already - from Whisky Blender then we’d love it if you YouTube’d a wee review for us to see. We’d love to hear about how you got on as a blender and maybe even share it on our vids area; if we love it enough we’ll send you a wee award (you’ll like this award).
Sláinte!

Christmas is coming.

whiskyblender:

Whisky Blender
www.whiskyblender.com

In one hand you have two Scottish friends with a passion for whisky and in the other you have, well, the internet. Now put those hands together and suddenly it’s possible for anyone to design and drink their very own custom bottle of Scotch. We can hardly believe it either but it’s true and this site proves it.

We love whisky. You’re either here because you’re also fond of the stuff or you know someone who is and feel like treating them to the greatest gift in the world (perhaps they did something great like save a baby or grow an impressive beard).

To explain how it all works is simple, our virtual blending lab offers seven different whisky options to choose from - each with a cute name and appetising description to help - and you mix however you wish in order to design a new, unique blend the like of which the world has never tasted.

Then the hard part, as once your bottle is full you have to name it and declare yourself as the blender. This may sound easy but we’ve had some crackin’ names come through already and now sort of see it as a bit of a competition. We’re even keeping a top ten which can be found in our bottle safe (where every blend is lovingly stored for ever and ever). If you need help coming up with that perfect title we’ve created a ‘Label Generator’ at the foot of our gifts section.

That’s about all there is to it really, but if you need any more help get in touch (we’re guid lads really) or check out a few FAQs we’ve answered already. If you do get a bottle - or have one already - from Whisky Blender then we’d love it if you YouTube’d a wee review for us to see. We’d love to hear about how you got on as a blender and maybe even share it on our vids area; if we love it enough we’ll send you a wee award (you’ll like this award).

Sláinte!

Christmas is coming.

glasowdictionary:

fud

fud
[fʌd]

noun (plural: fuds)

1. female genitalia
2. an insult; abusive term

It is generally used as an insult directed towards a person who has committed an act of stupidity or someone who others find annoying.

Example of use:

“Did you hear about Jim? Jumped off the bus when it was moving & broke his ankle”
“Aye, he’s a total fud.”

One of my favourite words.

glasowdictionary:

maw

maw
[mɔ]

noun (plural: maws)

1. mother
2. an insult, an abusive term

The Scottish slang word for ‘your mother’. It can be used as a quick retort or insult. It’s normally used as a comeback to an insult.

Person 1: “You’re a fanny.”
Person 2: “Jus’ like yer maw.” 

It can be used in situations where ‘mum’ would not be appropriate. Instead of saying, “No, I disagree” a reply could be, “Aye, yer maw” whilst the person is walking away.

Example of use:

“Yer maw wears troosers an’ a belt… an’ drives a tractor.”

Yer maw!

glasowdictionary:

aye

aye
[aɪ]

adverb

1. yes
2. always

Ubiquitous substitute for “yes”, often used to convey enthusiasm or lack of formality.

Less commonly used as a substitute for “always”, chiefly by those of an older generation.

Example of use:

  1. “Want a pint, Gerry?”
    "Aye, Boab."

  2. "See that Senga, she’s aye gaun up that toon oan a Seturday."

That right, aye?

glasowdictionary:

jobby

jobby
[dʒɒb i]

noun (plural: jobbies)

1. excrement, feces
2. non-aggressive insult given to a cheeky individual

verb (jobbying, jobbied)

2. to defecate

A Jobby is the end result of your digestive systems journey. It usually can be found in solid form but has on occasion been known to favour the other elements of liquid or gas (in the case of a phantom jobby) or a combination of them.

Example of use:

  1. “See that Brian, he’s a wee Jobby!”

  2. “I’m away tae take a jobby.”

This is the kind of dictionary I can get behind!

hexiebob:

So after I created my avatar picture, a lot of people commented on how awesome it would be for themselves to make one too so after a little gathering from some amazing magicians we finally have Qikpic! A little app that lets you create little magical characters at the touch of a button! It is not out yet but It won’t be long. so yeah I drawed these and it would be awesome if you could spread the word so everyone can have a qikpic of themselves! :D 

Can’t wait until this app is out!